is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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