Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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