when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Ambien. No doubt about it.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
He is an equal opportunity slut.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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