is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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