I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Naked Twister starts at high noon
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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