The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
