Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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