I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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