Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It's rum buckets o'clock
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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