I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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