u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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