Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
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billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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