thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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