What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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