Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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