He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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