i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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