just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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