you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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