But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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