1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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