When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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