tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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