did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Help. Why am I so naked?
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