I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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