george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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