I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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