i think my tv is drunk
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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