his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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