Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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