So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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