you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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