i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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