god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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