I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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