Having a random hookup so left but love u
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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