His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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