his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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