quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
We are all done wearing pants today
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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