imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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