hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Randomize
