I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
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woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
this is an emotional support booty call
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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