can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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