Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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