yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
