I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
ttyl tear gas
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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