Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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