There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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