I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
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i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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