Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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