i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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