She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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