I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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