At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
We were destined to go to rehab together
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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