She said her name was "party"
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Also, beer. Big fan.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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